Rim a tall glass with celery salt and fill with ice.
Combine 2 oz Fine Line Zero Proof Vodka, 4 oz tomato juice, ½ oz fresh lemon juice, 1 tsp horseradish, 2 dashes hot sauce, 1 tsp Worcestershire, and a pinch of black pepper in a shaker.
Roll between two glasses to mix without over-diluting.
Pour into the prepared glass.
Garnish generously with celery, olives, a lemon wheel, and whatever else brings joy.